The Spuriously Puerile Information Taskforce (SPIT) has uncovered a surprising truth that has been kept from your dining world for several years. A small, but pleasurable, pseudo-dessert may be responsible for adding unhealthy calories to unsuspecting diners’ diets for decades. For far to much time it has been forced upon patrons, without even being requested, following a restaurant meal. Over the diligent efforts of SPIT, legislation is planned to protect innocent citizens from this waistband stretching snack. In Bill 8675309, government entities proposes to ban…the fortune cookie. Keep reading to view how SPIT offers to rid society from the unhealthy fortune cookie and change it with all the 100% healthier and prettier ‘Daily Affirmation paper cup’!
***The Mystery from the Fortune Cookie’s History***
To generate this story much more shocking, SPIT has additionally uncovered information regarding the mysterious reputation the fortune cookie. While it is served following nearly all Chinese food meal, the cookie was really…developed in the us! And, in California truth be told. Set aside a second to soak that in…each of the years you trusted you’re observing a Chinese tradition, you’re mislead. Duped. Lied to. Tricked. It’s almost criminal in the opinion of SPIT.
In fact there are two possible stories about how the fortune cookie is made but no person knows the genuine truth. In whichever version you believe, the fortune cookie is made just as one act of kindness and thankfulness to be given to other people. And somehow, these little cookies became an expected free dessert. (http://www.infoplease.com/spot/fortunecookies.html)
***Ingredients That Concern SPIT***
While fortune cookies are produced from very simple baking ingredients, essentially the most concerning ingredients for SPIT and the government, are sugar and salt. The constituents in a fortune cookie recipe demands:
* Sugar (bad, bad sugar)
* Salt (just like evil salt)
* Egg Whites
* Vanilla and Almond Extracts
As you may often hear, sugar may be rumored to get linked with hyperactivity in kids. Furthermore, sugar is clearly a problem that is contributing to the growing obesity rates. Finally, salt have already been associated with higher hypertension which can be associated with heart problems. And, the worst is that there are suggestions that consuming sugar may result in other addictions. In reality, one theory online claims that sugar might be such as a ‘gateway drug’ to alcohol and obesity. It’s online, therefore it should be true. SPIT isn’t ready to reply to the truthfulness of this fact, but know you’re warned.
***4 Billion Fortune Cookies Per Year Are Manufactured***
Overall, this is the frightening finding with the people in SPIT! To add to the horror, these ‘cookies’ are produced at an amazing rate of 4 billion cookies annually. In 2013, it turned out estimated that there were slightly more than 7 billion people on the globe. This means that every man, woman, and child…regardless how old or how young…may have almost 1/2 of the fortune cookie each year. Shocking? Yes, but SPIT is uncovering these hidden techniques to protect you.
***Daily Affirmation Paper Cups Are a Healthy Substitution***
Now, it may seem that SPIT is otherwise engaged to spoil all the eating dinner at the favorite Asian restaurant. But, selecting so wrong. SPIT has proposed an exciting, new replacement for the unhealthy fortune cookie. In the aforementioned Bill 8675309, legislation is protected that will replace the fortune cookie with Daily Affirmation paper cups! Get ready to experience your favorite calorie and fat-free beverage in your disposable paper cup. But wait…on the outside of the cup is really a small peel-off section. Simply pull this tab, and “TA-DA”! You’ve your everyday Affirmation.
No longer lame and depressing fortunes such as:
“You happen to be almost to the top. That means you’ve further to fall.”
“The best way to get a lean body is to consume more Chinese food.”
“You could possibly can live on the moon next century.”
“Ignore last cookie.”
“This is a fortune cookie.”
Instead, Daily Affirmation paper cups would have awesome and self-esteem boosting sayings such as:
“You happen to be freaking awesome. Just keep being your awesome self.”
“You’re just perfect. Anyone who thinks differently is terribly confused.”
“Nice hair is amazing, your outfit is stunning, and people shoes…wear do you make them?!Inches
“You’re genius. Why didn’t you become an astrophysicist? The entire world needs your abilities.Inches
“Support SPIT. SPIT supports you.”
Through these Daily Affirmation paper cups, diners would develop more positive attitudes plus a better sense of well-being. The mental health community would embrace this plan to take wellness to people worldwide. Depression rates would plummet and suicide would become virtually nonexistent. Perhaps, you may even imagine that Daily Affirmation cups could cause what every beauty pageant contestant hopes to get one day…’world peace”. That’s one small step for cups, one giant leap for mankind!
***Scyphus’ Language Of Ancient Greece Civilization Link***
Several governments already are on-board with all the Daily Affirmation paper cup idea. The Printed Paper Cups Company, a division from the Scyphus Group, already makes all the perfect style paper cup because of this innovative option to the undesirable fortune cookie. This provider may be making products from food grade paperboard and food safe inks for years and years. It’s rumored that artifacts of cups in the Printed Paper Group have been unearthed in the Greek and Roman ruins. However, SPIT has determined that to get false since the products would have biodegraded a long time before now. But, nonetheless, the cups are produced from a division from the Scyphus Group. And, in the ancient greek language civilizations, the Skypho was an engraved cup. Hmmm…Skypho, Scyphus? Do you go to a link? There can be the latest conspiracy to take into consideration there!
***Today the Fortune Cookie, Tomorrow the planetInches
But, time for the Daily Affirmation paper cups replacing fortune cookies. Naturally, Daily Affirmation paper cups may be expanded to reach restaurants of all. Will no longer would the thought of an after-dinner quote be tied to chinese people restaurant. All cuisines would go with the Daily Affirmation cups. Italian, German, American, French…whatever, the sayings may be translated into all languages. Think of the world united in a goal…the Daily Affirmation. Yes, you are able to thank SPIT for your idea.